I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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