My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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