butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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