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He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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