Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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