and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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