Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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