Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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