Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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