I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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