Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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