I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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