I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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