You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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