I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
