so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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