"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Acid is not a monday night drug
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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