The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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