I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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