my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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