Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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