Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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