check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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