do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
you had me at cake vodka
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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