rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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