omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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