I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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