Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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