I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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