She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
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