If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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