I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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