Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Randomize
