Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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