You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
