Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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