hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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