K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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