Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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