I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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