well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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