I bet he comes in French.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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