belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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