I wish I could punch you in the face.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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