No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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