If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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