Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
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