in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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