I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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