I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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