How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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