I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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