just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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