Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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