so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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